Sunday, August 14, 2011

Brittany Fails Science

TEACHER
Brittany, this is actually the worst score I've ever seen in all my years as a teacher. Look, here's an answer where you made 9 different mistakes.  And that's just your name.

BRITTANY
Sometimes I forget how to make a 'T' so I draw a cat.

TEACHER
I don`t even think you studied at all.

BRITTANY
I was super sick.  Erectile dysfunction.

TEACHER
Erectile dysfunction?

BRITTANY
The doctor said it was serious.  I could die.

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ARTIE
Gravity is the magnetic force that pulls things toward the earth, so when you drop something it falls on the ground instead of floating.

BRITTANY
So it’s gravity’s fault I got dropped on my head all the time? My dad said it was my mom.

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